despair
Reading a book is actually insane when you break it down. You stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end, hallucinating vividly
If WWW stood for well well well, the internet would seem so much shadier. “Well, well, well… Google dot com…”
When We were kids, We thought that quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle would be a lot bigger problem than it turned out to be
Somewhere in the UK there is a person who is 14,458,219th in line to be the British Monarch, and they don’t even know it.
Let’s go on adventures and have car sex under the stars


















